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Passion of Isis (Black Lace)
from Black Lace
Price: £3.99
Customer Review: 
I really enjoyed Madelynne Ellis' first book for Black Lace, A Gentleman's Wager, and I was a bit disappointed when I found out that instead of another historical setting, this would be based in modern Egypt. If anything though, it's even better than the first book.
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Limericks
A wanton young lady of Wimley
Reproached for not acting primly,
Answered: "Heavens above!
I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an attractive facsimile."
There was a young fellow of Lyme,
Who lived with three wives at one time.
When asked: "Why the third?"
He replied: "One's absurd,
And bigamy, sir, is a crime."
There was a young couple called Kelly
Who had to live belly to belly,
For once, in their hast,
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly.
A young violinist from Rio
Was seducing a lady named Cleo.
As she slipped off her panties
She said, "No andantes,
I want this allegro con brio!"
My friend Billy's got a ten foot willy,
he showed it to the girl next door.
She thought it was a snake
so she hit it with a rake,
and now it's only four foot four.
There once was a young man of Ghent
Whose tool was so long that it bent.
To save himself trouble
He put it in double,
And instead of coming, he went.
There was a young girl whose frigidity
Approached cataleptic rigidity,
Till you gave her a drink,
When she quickly would sink
In a state of complaisant liquidity.
There was a young woman from Harlesden
Who sucked off her man in the garden
He said, "I want to know
Where does my sperm go?"
She swallowed and said, "Beg your pardon?"
In the Garden of Eden lay Adam
Complacently stroking his madam,
And loud was his mirth
For he knew that on earth
There were only two balls - and he had 'em.
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